“You are writing an erotic blog?” She squealed with delight.
“No. That’s not what I said, I said I was writing a secret blog. It isn’t erotic at all, it is just random stuff that doesn’t seem to fit anywhere else so I put it on this blog that I haven’t told anyone but you and one other person about. You know stuff that I want to keep track of but I don’t want to have to polish and present in any certain manner.”
I couldn’t help feeling that I had completely disappointed her.